Spend one uninterrupted hour with Nick. Talk about the good ol’ days, ask him to replicate the sounds of any motorcycle you can name, or get some static old man beta for that climb you’ve been struggling on.
He’ll come fully fed and watered (though you should keep a glass of brita filtered water and some paracetamol nearby, just in case) and you can use him in whichever way youu like (yes – even in that way) for a whole hour.
You can even purchase multiple hours at once!
Terms and Conditions Apply:
Nick has a strict bedtime of 9.30pm, or 10pm on quiz nights. Please plan your evening activities accordingly. Must be returned in full working condition. No refunds avaliable.