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Nick

1 Hour With Nick

(3 customer reviews)

£35.00 £20.00

Spend one uninterrupted hour with Nick. Talk about the good ol’ days, ask him to replicate the sounds of any motorcycle you can name, or get some static old man beta for that climb you’ve been struggling on.

He’ll come fully fed and watered (though you should keep a glass of brita filtered water and some paracetamol nearby, just in case) and you can use him in whichever way youu like (yes – even in that way) for a whole hour.

You can even purchase multiple hours at once!

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Description

Spend one uninterrupted hour with Nick. Talk about the good ol’ days, ask him to replicate the sounds of any motorcycle you can name, or get some static old man beta for that climb you’ve been struggling on.

He’ll come fully fed and watered (though you should keep a glass of brita filtered water and some paracetamol nearby, just in case) and you can use him in whichever way youu like (yes – even in that way) for a whole hour.

You can even purchase multiple hours at once!

Terms and Conditions Apply:

Nick has a strict bedtime of 9.30pm, or 10pm on quiz nights. Please plan your evening activities accordingly. Must be returned in full working condition. No refunds avaliable.

3 reviews for 1 Hour With Nick

  1. Sam

    Sam

    Spent an enjoyable hour beating Nick at his favourite boardgames. He took it like a champ, but did talk a lot about motorbikes afterwards which was a bit of a snooze fest.

  2. Sam

    Sam

    Had to have an early night because he had an upset tummy from dinner. Unfortunately didn’t get the chance to force him to watch more Ex on the Beach. He was snoring loudly by the end of the hour.

  3. Sam

    Sam

    Cooked me a roast. It was great.

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